grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via wannaseewhoyouare)


  • me: i need to get good grades on this tests
  • me: *doesn't study*


danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

(via gimmemypizza)


primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

(via laughingstation)


rumour:

That boy u just called racist? His mom took away his Beats Headphones last week. Think before u speak

(via sextnoise)


tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

(via orgasm)